nImIK !

Favorite Music

~d(O_^)b~ ~d(o_o)b~ ~d(^_^)b~ ~d(*_*)b~

Favorite Movies

pOrnO =)))))) neah , nush chiar imi plac toate genurile depinde de film si de regizor ;) . In mare miar placea :
Scary movie1,
Scary movie2,
Scary movie3,
Scary movie4,
Scary movie5,
2Fast 2Furious,
Fast and Furious,
Halloween,
Barbati in Negru,

Favorite TV Shows

TNA ,
RAW ,
Smack Down ;
A Shot At Love With Tila Tequila ;
Pimp My Ride ;
Beavis & Buthead ;
Boiling Points ;
Celebrity Deathmatch ;
Cribs ;
Fist Of Zen ;
Laguna Beach ;
Next ;
Pimp My Ride UK ;
Punk'd ;
Scarred ;
Strutter ;
The X Effect ;
Mondenii ;
Animal Planet Show ;
Divertis ;
Vacantza Mare demolt .

Favorite Books

dAAAAAAA =)) bft voua la citit ca yO nam trb

Favorite Quote

Mananca ce ai in fatza nu altceva ! Miam uitat cutzitu-n tata ! GoGoGo ;) ! " Ceeee FaCiiiii ? nIk ! mA uIt lA sTeLe !

::..B.U.G MAFIA - LIMBAJ DE CARTIER..::

Pentru toti cei care, cei care ma irita
Am o vorba sa va spun: Gura mica!
Pentru toti cei care nu ma lasa sa sper
Va dau voci de cartier cu limbaj de cartier

Sunt Caddy Socului acum ma stii bine
Cand ma vezi pa strada pune cainii pe mine
Ridic-te la vorba mea
E nimica toata, mai da-te-n p*** mea
Asa am invatat pe strada
Injur ca Lacatus, sunt baiat, baiat
Ti-am dat muia pe gard daca m-ai enervat
Am percutat cu trei rime din care doua obscene,
C***e, uita-te la tine, ti-au crescut pe spate pene,
Esti papagal, la cardeala ta nu pune nimeni botu'
Smargoiala si mangleala ne ridica noua pontul
E pontu' cu jocul de cuvinte de cartier
Dau la mici, dau la **** tu nu prea stii de fel
Sunt bengos mai tare decat rima ta stearsa
Valoarea ta e nula, lasa poezia, esti varza
Mai ai de comentat, te *** direct in cur
Ca Tenny-e parazitu, ce p*** mea injur

Pentru toti cei care, cei care ma irita
Am o vorba sa va spun: Gura mica!
Pentru toti cei care nu ma lasa sa sper
Va dau voci de cartier cu limbaj de cartier

Cu limbaj, limbaj de cartier iti rup capatana
Sunt tot deasupra ta si voi fi totdeauna
Sugi p*** cu poezia ta, pe strada-n toata tara poezia-i Mafia
Vocabular obscen imi bag p***-n ma-ta
Degeaba te holbezi la mine ca nu imi pasa de tine
Ti-o dau la **** pentru tot ce spui,
Pentru ca nu taci, pentru ca m-ataci
Tot ce-am invatat am invatat pe strada
Bagami-as p*** tu n-o sa-ntelegi vreodata
Ca tot ce conteaza pentru mine
Este sa-i reprezint pe ai mei in fata celor ca tine
Deci, domnule, tine-ti nasul la tine in oale
Stiu ca suntem pentru tine o problema sociala
Inainte sa termin iti zic inc-o data eject
Cu limbaj de cartier, in efect direct

Pentru toti cei care, cei care ma irita
Am o vorba sa va spun: Gura mica!
Pentru toti cei care nu ma lasa sa sper
Va dau voci de cartier cu limbaj de cartier

Direct de la sursa, da o pune de
Vagabondul spune multe voi vorbiti in gol
In jargon dau numai ce-i real
Am adunat ura pe voi, strada e sus, voi sunteti la final
Muzica-i la metru si n-aveti nimic de spus,
Gerovitalul va mentine spiritul in sus
Maxim respect pentru orice proiect
Nimeni nu poate sa va scape cand va execut direct
Slagarul promite-o usoara, intr-o mie de cuvinte doua labe se separa
Dati tot, faceti loc intre doua festivale va analizam la bot
98 e momentul, lansati testamentul
Sa cante parasutele, solistele, fetele
Nici o problema la mijloc le tipa gura
Oda voi le dati sa cante, noi le dam sa suga...

Pentru toti cei care, cei care ma irita
Am o vorba sa va spun: Gura mica!
Pentru toti cei care nu ma lasa sa sper
Va dau voci de cartier cu limbaj de cartier

Asa-i, nu am pic de bun simt
Imi bag p***-n mata, in tactu,
Si ii dau **** lu' fra-tu
Asculta tu mare poet ce-am sa zic pe strofa asta
Ca ma iei cu p***, cu ****e, gaoaze te rog frumos fii pe faza
Nu sunt incult, asa-mi traiesc eu viata
Ce p*** mea iti pasa tie cui ii slobozesc eu fata
Asculta bulangiule beau, *** si ma bat
Iar tie dom' poet iti dau p*** la frecat
G-yeah! Nenea frectie, ma pis pe ma-ta
Joc, injur si fac bani multi, n-ai sa vezi vreodata atata
Am fost crescut ginitor, pe ciordeala, pe mangleala
Am invatat cum se fac banii chiar si cand eram la scoala
Am dat la buci de mic copil, asa m-a invatat tata
Sa nu ratez nici o femeie: p***-n p****, gata fata!
Deci tu labagiule te iei de mine,
Ma sugi de caris, sunt mai inteligent ca tine
Am spus ca...

Pentru toti cei care, cei care ma irita
Am o vorba sa va spun: Gura mica!
Pentru toti cei care nu ma lasa sa sper
Va dau voci de cartier cu limbaj de cartier

// This file is overwritten whenever you change your user settings in the game.
// Add custom configurations to the file "userconfig.cfg".
name "SaTaNa DrinK CapY TemPo"
setinfo _pw "thescarrymovy"
unbindall
bind "TAB" "+showscores;timeleft"
bind "ENTER" "+attack"
bind "ESCAPE" "cancelselect"
bind "SPACE" "+jump"
bind "'" "+moveup"
bind "+" "sizeup"
bind "." "buyammo1"
bind "-" "sizedown"
bind "," "buyammo2"
bind "/" "+movedown"
bind "0" "slot10"
bind "1" "slot1"
bind "2" "slot2"
bind "3" "slot3"
bind "4" "slot4"
bind "5" "slot5"
bind "6" "slot6"
bind "7" "slot7"
bind "8" "slot8"
bind "9" "slot9"
bind ";" "+mlook"
bind "=" "sizeup"
bind "[" "invprev"
bind "]" "invnext"
bind "`" "toggleconsole"
bind "*" "+toggleconsole"
bind "a" "+moveleft"
bind "b" "buy"
bind "c" "radio3"
bind "d" "+moveright"
bind "e" "+use"
bind "g" "saydrop"
bind "h" "+commandmenu"
bind "i" "showbriefing"
bind "j" "cheer"
bind "k" "+voicerecord"
bind "m" "chooseteam"
bind "o" "buyequip"
bind "v" "buyequip"
bind "q" "lastinv"
bind "r" "+sayreload"
bind "s" "+back"
bind "t" "impulse 201"
bind "u" "messagemode2"
bind "w" "+forward"
bind "x" "radio2"
bind "y" "messagemode"
bind "z" "radio1"
bind "F3" "ak47; m4a1"; "ammo1"
bind "F4" "mp5"; "ammo1"
bind "F5" "awp"; "ammo1"
bind "F6" "deagle"; "ammo2"
bind "~" "toggleconsole"
bind "UPARROW" "+forward"
bind "DOWNARROW" "+back"
bind "LEFTARROW" "+left"
bind "RIGHTARROW" "+right"
bind "ALT" "+strafe"
bind "CTRL" "+duck"
bind "n" "hegren;flash;defuser;flash;sgren"
bind "." "buyammo2;buyammo2"
bind "," "buyammo1;buyammo1;buyammo1"
bind "SHIFT" "+speed"
bind "F1" "say .:|RE ALL|:."
bind "F2" "say .:|LoL!|:."
bind "/" "say_team bmb"
bind "End" "say gl@hf "
bind "l" "say /hp"
bind "=" "say /rank"
bind "F8" "screenshot"
bind "z" "say /top15"
bind "p" "/quit"
bind "INS" "+klook"
bind "PGDN" "+lookdown"
bind "PGUP" "+lookup"
bind "END" "centerview"
bind "KP_HOME" "buy; menuselect 4; menuselect 3; slot10; buy; menuselect 8; menuselect 7; slot10; buy; menuselect 6; slot10; wait; wait; wait; wait; slot10; say_team -=| Maverick M4A1 Carabine |=- With Full Equipment;"
bind "KP_UPARROW" "buy; menuselect 4; menuselect 2; slot10; buy; menuselect 6; slot10; wait; wait; wait; wait; slot10;say_team -=| Automat!c Kalasnicov AK-47 |=- With Full Equipment;"
bind "KP_PGUP" "buy; menuselect 1; menuselect 2; slot10; buy; menuselect 7; wait; wait; slot10;"
bind "KP_LEFTARROW" "buy; menuselect 4; menuselect 5; slot10; buyammo1; wait; wait; wait; wait; slot10; say_team -=| Magnum Sniper Rifle |=- With Full Equipment;"
bind "KP_5" "buy; menuselect 4; menuselect 6; slot10; buy; menuselect 8; menuselect 7; slot10; buyammo1; slot10; wait; wait; wait; wait; slot10; say_team -=| Magnum Sniper Rifle |=- With Full Equipment;"
bind "KP_RIGHTARROW" "buy; menuselect 1; menuselect 4; slot10; buy; menuselect 7; wait; wait; slot10;"
bind "KP_END" "buy; menuselect 8; menuselect 2; slot10; wait; wait; wait; wait; slot10;"
bind "KP_DOWNARROW" "buy; menuselect 8; menuselect 4; slot10; wait; wait; wait; wait; slot10;"
bind "KP_PGDN" "buy; menuselect 8; menuselect 3; slot10; buy; menuselect 8; menuselect 3; slot10; wait; wait; wait; wait; slot10;"
bind "MWHEELDOWN" "invnext"
bind "MWHEELUP" "invprev"
bind "MOUSE2" "+attack2"
bind "MOUSE4" "+voicerecord"
bind "PAUSE" "pause"
_cl_autowepswitch "1"
_snd_mixahead "0.1"
ati_npatch "1.0"
ati_subdiv "2.0"
bind "MWHEELDOWN" "+duck"
bind "MWHEELUP" "+jump"
bgmvolume "0.1"
bottomcolor "6"
brightness "2"
cl_allowdownload "1"
cl_allowupload "1"
cl_backspeed "32000"
cl_career_difficulty "0"
cl_cmdbackup "2"
cl_forwardspeed "32000"
cl_backspeed "32000"
cl_sidespeed "32000"
cl_forwardspeed "32000"
cl_cmdrate "30"
cl_corpsestay "600.000000"
cl_dlmax "128"
cl_download_ingame "1"
cl_dynamiccrosshair "1"
cl_forwardspeed "32000"
cl_himodels "0"
cl_idealpitchscale "0.8"
cl_lc "1"
cl_logocolor "#Valve_Ltblue"
cl_logofile "chuckskull"
cl_lw "1"
cl_minmodels "0"
cl_righthand "1"
cl_shadows "1"
cl_showfps "1"
cl_timeout "300"
cl_updaterate "30"
cl_vsmoothing "0.05"
cl_weather "0"
con_color "999 999 999"
console "1"
developer "1"
crosshair "1.000000"
fastsprites "0"
fps_max "101.0"
fps_modem "0"
gamma "3"
gl_dither "1"
gl_flipmatrix "0"
gl_monolights "0"
gl_overbright "0"
gl_polyoffset "0.1"
hisound "1"
hpk_maxsize "4"
hud_capturemouse "1"
hud_centerid "0"
hud_draw "1"
hud_fastswitch "1"
hud_saytext_internal "1"
hud_takesshots "0"
joystick "0"
lookspring "0.000000"
lookstrafe "0.000000"
m_filter "0"
m_forward "1"
m_pitch "0.022"
m_side "0.8"
m_yaw "0.022"
model "gordon"
MP3FadeTime "2.0"
MP3Volume "0.980000"
mp_decals "300.000000"
net_graph "3"
net_graphpos "2"
net_scale "5"
r_bmodelhighfrac "5.0"
s_a3d "0.0"
s_automax_distance "30.0"
s_automin_distance "2.0"
s_bloat "2.0"
s_distance "60"
s_doppler "0.0"
s_eax "0.0"
s_leafnum "0"
s_max_distance "1000.0"
s_min_distance "8.0"
s_numpolys "200"
s_polykeep "1000000000"
s_polysize "10000000"
s_refdelay "4"
s_refgain "0.4"
s_rolloff "1.0"
s_verbwet "0.25"
sensitivity "3"
skin ""
spec_autodirector_internal "1"
spec_drawcone_internal "1"
spec_drawnames_internal "1"
spec_drawstatus_internal "1"
spec_mode_internal "4"
spec_pip "0"
suitvolume "0.250000"
sv_aim "0"
sv_voiceenable "1"
team ""
topcolor "30"
viewsize "110"
voice_enable "1"
voice_forcemicrecord "1"
voice_modenable "1"
voice_scale "0.750000"
volume "0.1"
setinfo "gigelush" "1"
setinfo "" "1"
setinfo "_vgui_menus" "0"
setinfo "_ah" "0"
alias +sayreload "+reload; say_team -=|Reloading|=- "
alias -sayreload "-reload"
alias saydrop "drop; say_team -=|New Weapon|=- "
+mlook
gl_picmip "0"

fps_max 60
alias "+[G]_ultr@a!m|grzesiek04" "cl_pitchspeed 3.2; sensitivity x1; +attack; +lookdown"
alias "-[G]_ultr@a!m|grzesiek04" "cl_pitchspeed 255; sensitivity x2; -attack; -lookdown"
bind mouse1 "+[G]_ultr@a!m|grzesiek04"
bind r "+reload"
ex_interp .01

alias +crosy "+attack;adjust_crosshair"
alias -crosy "-attack;adjust_crosshair"

bind "mouse1" "+crosy"

alias mp.zumsen zumslow
alias zumslow "alias mp.zumsen zumslwr ;zoom_sensitivity_ratio 1"
alias zumslwr "alias mp.zumsen zumnorm ;zoom_sensitivity_ratio 0.2"
alias zumnorm "alias mp.zumsen zumslow ;zoom_sensitivity_ratio 1.2 ;spk clear"

alias fastturn "fps_max 20; cl_yawspeed 7200; wait; +right; wait; -right; cl_yawspeed 32; fps_max 100"

alias +fastturn "fastturn"
alias -fastturn "fastturn"

bind "x" "fastturn"

cl_dynamiccrosshair "0"
hud_centerid "1"
hud_fastswitch "1"

Alias @slntdfs "special; wait; +use; wait; -use"
alias +slntdfs "alias _special @slntdfs; @slntdfs"
alias -slntdfs "alias _special"
bind "E" "+slntdfs"

alias "Name_1" "wait; name gmm"
alias "Name_2" "wait; name oLaLa"
alias "Name_3" "wait; name vLaDuTzZz"
alias "Name_4" "wait; name aLaDiN"
alias "Name_5" "wait; name "CoCuTzOs"
alias "Name_6" "Name_7"
alias "Name_7" "Name_1; alias Name_6 Name_8"
alias "Name_8" "Name_2; alias Name_6 Name_9"
alias "Name_9" "Name_3; alias Name_6 Name_10"
alias "Name_10" "Name_4; alias Name_6 Name_11"
alias "Name_11" "Name_5; alias Name_6 Name_7"
bind "F7" "Name_6"

alias setnetgraph netgraphon3
alias netgraphon3 "net_graph 3; cl_showfps 0; alias setnetgraph netgraphon2"
alias netgraphon2 "net_graph 2; alias setnetgraph netgraphon1"
alias netgraphon1 "net_graph 1; alias setnetgraph netgraphoff"
alias netgraphoff "net_graph 0; alias setnetgraph netgraphfps"
alias netgraphfps "cl_showfps 1; alias setnetgraph netgraphon3"

alias r10000 "rate 10000.007; devon; echo RATE 10000; devoff; alias r_up r10000; alias r_dn r8000"
alias r8000 "rate 8000.007; devon; echo RATE 8000; devoff; alias r_up r10000; alias r_dn r7000"
alias r7000 "rate 7000.007; devon; echo RATE 7000; devoff; alias r_up r8000; alias r_dn r6000"
alias r6000 "rate 6000.007; devon; echo RATE 6000; devoff; alias r_up r7000; alias r_dn r5500"
alias r5500 "rate 5500.007; devon; echo RATE 5500; devoff; alias r_up r6000; alias r_dn r5000"
alias r5000 "rate 5000.007; devon; echo RATE 5000; devoff; alias r_up r5500; alias r_dn r4500"
alias r4500 "rate 4500.007; devon; echo RATE 4500; devoff; alias r_up r5000; alias r_dn r4000"
alias r4000 "rate 4000.007; devon; echo RATE 4000; devoff; alias r_up r4500; alias r_dn r3500"
alias r3500 "rate 3500.007; devon; echo RATE 3500; devoff; alias r_up r4000; alias r_dn r3000"
alias r3000 "rate 3000.007; devon; echo RATE 3000; devoff; alias r_up r3500; alias r_dn r2500"
alias r2500 "rate 2500.007; devon; echo RATE 2500; devoff; alias r_up r3000; alias r_dn r2500"
r5000

alias updr55 "cl_updaterate 55; devon; echo -55 pachete; devoff; alias updrup updr55; alias updrdn updr50"
alias updr50 "cl_updaterate 50; devon; echo -50 pachete; devoff; alias updrup updr55; alias updrdn updr45"
alias updr45 "cl_updaterate 45; devon; echo -45 pachete; devoff; alias updrup updr50; alias updrdn updr40"
alias updr40 "cl_updaterate 40; devon; echo -40 pachete; devoff; alias updrup updr45; alias updrdn updr35"
alias updr35 "cl_updaterate 35; devon; echo -35 pachete devoff; alias updrup updr40; alias updrdn updr30"
alias updr30 "cl_updaterate 30; devon; echo -30 pachete; devoff; alias updrup updr35; alias updrdn updr25"
alias updr25 "cl_updaterate 25; devon; echo -25 pachete; devoff; alias updrup updr30; alias updrdn updr20"
alias updr20 "cl_updaterate 20; devon; echo -20 pachete; devoff; alias updrup updr25; alias updrdn updr15"
alias updr15 "cl_updaterate 15; devon; echo -15pachete; devoff; alias updrup updr20; alias updrdn updr15"
updr30

alias cmdr55 "cl_cmdrate 55; devon; echo +55 pachete; devoff; alias cmdrup cmdr55; alias cmdrdn cmdr50"
alias cmdr50 "cl_cmdrate 50; devon; echo +50 pachete; devoff; alias cmdrup cmdr55; alias cmdrdn cmdr45"
alias cmdr45 "cl_cmdrate 45; devon; echo +45 pachete ; devoff; alias cmdrup cmdr50; alias cmdrdn cmdr40"
alias cmdr40 "cl_cmdrate 40; devon; echo +40 pachete; devoff; alias cmdrup cmdr45; alias cmdrdn cmdr35"
alias cmdr35 "cl_cmdrate 35; devon; echo +35 pachete; devoff; alias cmdrup cmdr40; alias cmdrdn cmdr30"
alias cmdr30 "cl_cmdrate 30; devon; echo +30 pachete; devoff; alias cmdrup cmdr35; alias cmdrdn cmdr25"
alias cmdr25 "cl_cmdrate 25; devon; echo +25 pachete; devoff; alias cmdrup cmdr30; alias cmdrdn cmdr20"
alias cmdr20 "cl_cmdrate 20; devon; echo +20 pachete; devoff; alias cmdrup cmdr25; alias cmdrdn cmdr15"
alias cmdr15 "cl_cmdrate 15; devon ; devoff; alias cmdrup cmdr20; alias cmdrdn cmdr15;echo + 15 pachete"
cmdr40

Alias go_slot1 "weapon_ak47; weapon_aug; weapon_g3sg1; weapon_m249; weapon_m4a1; weapon_m3; weapon_mac10; weapon_mp5navy; weapon_p90; weapon_scout; weapon_sg552; weapon_sg550; weapon_ump45; weapon_tmp; weapon_xm1014; weapon_awp"
alias go_slot2 "weapon_deagle; weapon_usp; weapon_glock18; weapon_p228; weapon_elite; weapon_fiveseven"
alias go_slot3 "weapon_knife"
alias pist_kni_gun "gun_pist_pist_on"
alias switchweapmsg1 "developer 1; echo FastSwitch Mode:: Gun-Pistol; developer 0"
alias switchweapmsg2 "developer 1; echo FastSwitch Mode:: Pistol-Knife; developer 0"
alias switchweapmsg3 "developer 1; echo FastSwitch Mode:: Gun-Pistol-Knife; developer 0"
alias selectswitch "pist_knife"
alias gun_pist "alias pist_kni_gun gun_pist_pist_on; alias selectswitch pist_knife; go_slot1; switchweapmsg1"
alias pist_knife "alias pist_kni_gun pist_knife_pist_on; alias selectswitch gun_pist_knife; go_slot2; switchweapmsg2"
alias

speak " GO GO GO "

echo "~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~GOGOGO~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~"
echo "~~~~~~~~~~~This cfg created by LOVE MIHAELA-~~~~~~~~~~"
echo "~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Baga mare LOVE MIHAELA-~~~~~~~~~~~~~~"
echo "~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~HEY COMEON!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~"